Before I begin, I should mention that all of the panties below, made by Lazy Glamour, are made sustainably using modal (beechwood), bamboo and organic cotton, and that in this case, Snark Is Love.
Now that we’ve got that out of the way, how would you feel about having a graphic design printed right on your crotch?
This is possibly the weirdest, most ridiculous image I’ve ever spackled together (~floating genitals~) and I kind of intended it that way because what is this? Maybe I’ve just been thinking too much about actual gardening today, but does anyone else see poppies growing from that woman’s vagina? I’d insert a “bush” joke, but it would be too easy. Can you imagine this print on mesh panties? (Someone please make this print on mesh panties.)
This Chanel quote can also adorn your vagina. If you want. Or, you know, it can go on your butt. Just choose bikini briefs or boyshorts instead of a thong. Butt quote! Butt garden! Butt feathers!
What was that? You want more unnecessarily unnerving images of disembodied pelvises? Well you’re in luck, because I saved the best for last:
You can buy any of the above styles at LazyGlamour.com, each for around $20-25. As much as I’ve snarked them today, I bet these panties are really, really comfortable. Anything made with such classic cuts, and using modal, bamboo and organic cotton has to be. (Butt feathers!)
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